The author of this blog must remain anonymous as required in the Witness Protection Program.
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I lived in Australia, I had three kangaroos and pet tarantula named Bob who had really long hair on his legs. Surfing was my favorite thing to do. Sand, sun and salt water were my life. During croc hunting season, I entered the croc hunting competition for five consecutive years. I used to ride great white sharks down the eastern Australian current in search of Nemo. Unfortunately, those days are over, mate. Since the infamous Incident, I have remained with US Marshals, being located to top secret safe houses and facilities all over the world. Thus is the life of Very Extreme Liabilities On Call In The Involuted European Sector. VELOCITIES for short.
Just kidding, I'm not in hiding. None of the above applies to me. ;) My name is Jessica. I love the mountains and consider myself to be above average intellectually. My favorite food is cereal. Social situations are not my forte...so I'm somewhat of a social outcast. I have a few friends, but the number is steadily increasing. My top priorities in life are my family and my pets (yes, I love cats), school, (good grades = good college = successful job & money), and soccer, which keeps me active. I enjoy the "fair" pushing and shoving along with scoring the occasional goal.
I love reading; it greatly opens my imagination and I delight in diving into new worlds. I am interested in learning multiple languages, but I can't be sure if I'll ever be fluent in more than two.
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| Behold! My creative cranium that holds imaginative images and factual factoids that I share with select students in my copious classes! |
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